Counting Chickens

So, I think if I were to apply the analogy, when it comes to pregnancy, I not only count my chickens before they hatch, I have estimated gender ratios, sold egg futures for next year, and am tabulating the number of chickens I will have after next spring's hatching.

April 4th sounds like a good due date, doesn't it? (That's assuming that I am pregnant after I think I ovulated about 6 days ago, probably.)